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Dear Four Months,

Here’s to you- celebrating the best thing that could have ever happen to me this summer. I cannot believe how quickly time flew by yet how long each workout was. It was because of you that I could allow for the two a day work outs. Summer has never been so rewarding to me.

Hats off to you!

Dear Jacobs Ladder,

Really? Spending two minutes with you is hard enough, and you suggest five. Yeah we are in a hate/hate relationship, just in case you have yet to figure that one out. I could do without you, and so could every other innocent individual at the gym.

It might be best if I never see you again. Just saying.

Dear Boot Camp,

My entire body hurts. But yes, I can’t wait till Wednesday. Sprinting is my favorite activity followed closely by lunges and downhill sit ups. I must say that if it weren’t for you I would still think I couldn’t do it. You are worth all the blood, sweet, and tears I spent on you.

P.S. Where’s my CAMO t-shirt?

Dear Lana,

Have you realized that you are in the business of major life transformations? If not, please look at my life as a prime example. You have been far more than my drill sergeant, you have become my friend. You are someone who cares about every corner of my life and how I am making the changes. Thank you for breathing life changing breath into me every day!

Although it takes a lot to say something nice to you, I really do mean it.

Dear Sugar,

Do you miss me? I wish I could say that I don’t miss you. My time away from you was meant to be only temporary, but I may need to make the permanent change. I am afraid to say that we had a very unhealthy relationship. I often enjoyed you far more times than you enjoying me. Let’s make a deal. If I come back to visit some time, will you do me a favor and not be as lovely as you were before?

I know. That would be impossible.

Dear Man Church,

News Flash. There is work to be done in the real world. It does not do itself. Please change out of your bodybuilder.com t-shirts and return to Mother Earth. Also, that mixture of electric blue drink you are drinking from the Ranch dressing bottle, sick. That is so not normal.

In a room full of mirrors I can see you when you check yourself out.

Dear Friends Of The Blog,

Thank you for supporting me! It has been a rough few weeks as I am starting to get readjusted to school work and maintaining a healthy life style. I have not fallen off the wagon so have no fear! You are the reason I keep going. What a joy it is to work alongside you as we travel this road together.

BFF!

Dear Mountain Bike,

I love you. A passion for a high energy fast moving summer sport is just what I needed. You make me work hard up hills, but because of you I can just let go and fly down.

Sometimes I fall with style, too.

Dear 30+ Pounds,

See you never again? Sounds good!

I’m not sure I’m going to miss you anyway.